tinmanfromhell:

lanashiftdelrey:

when you’ve been waiting for the pizza delivery for so long then your doorbell rings and you just

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I usually end up bumping into one of my many critters like that too.

did-you-kno:

Bottlenose dolphins near Florida have invented a strategy to trap schools of fish by making mud clouds with their tails, causing the panicked fish to jump out of the water and into their mouths.  Source

the first half of the book version of howl's moving castle

  • Howl: STOP CLEANING MY FCKING HOUSE
  • Sophie: NEVER
  • tranquilcas:

housecousland:

realfart:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

what the fUCK

wow
w o w
wooooooow
WOW
wow
wow

Yeah for anyone who doesn’t work retail, people really are this fucking entitled and condescending.
    ohmy-que:

southerngamerguy:

kaynarune:

answersfromvanaheim:

idontevenhaveone:

merinnan:

codeinewarrior:

yes i would

Not only would I, but I have.

ME TOO. YOU’RE NOT THE FUCKING BOSS OF ME.

No joke one of my friends bought a small cup of green tea once and put at least five packs of sugar in it, AT LEAST. I watched her do it. 

I mean, pixie stix are a thing. 

I’m from the south. The things we do to tea make other people cringe.

^^^^that comment
    rumplefuckingstiltzkin:

it over this post wins we can all go home now